Baker’s Dozen of Hottness: The Lovely Ladies of Hollywood Edition

Yeah, that’s right.  The gentlemen at MoGT have compiled a list of our Hollywood Hotties…  What do you guys think?


Honourable Mention

Ali Larter, Kaley Cuoco, Olivia Wilde – Sorry we can’t please everyone, but we still love you!

#10 – Emma Stone

emmaWho doesn’t adore a ginger? She had me at Wichita in Zombieland, Easy A was an easy YEAH! Ok, ok, she’s got stock in adorable too. Really, lets see some more roles already, can’t get enough of those freckles.


#9 – Katherine Heigel

kh1She’s the rom-com queen, and we don’t care.  In fact, we may not entirely mind it when our significant others make us watch movies with her in them.  The acting is only so-so, but with the movies we’ve seen her in that’s what we’d expect.  I plan on tuning in to her new series State of Affairs to see how that goes – how about you?

#8 – Megan Fox


What made Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen watchable?  That’s right, Ms. Fox.  We’re kinda disappointed she didn’t go ginger for TMNT, but you can’t win ’em all I guess.  Keep on looking the way you do, Megan – we’ll keep showing up to whatever you’re in.

#7 – Kate Beckinsale

KB1She’s British… the accent alone – hello!  Then, there’s the Underworld series; did you see her kick some serious ass?  Throw in her Shakespearean sendoff in Branagh’s Much Ado About Nothing, and I think I’m in love…


#6 – Christina Hendricks

Wchristina-hendricksell Good Tasters, E.S here and my #1 went a little lower in the voting than I had hoped for. Did you know Nathan Fillion turned her down in an episode of Firefly? Yeah, not a good choice, bro. She’s also a lover of nerds and a seller of Johnny Walker in case you’d forgotten. Lastly, if you’re out there reading this, CH, please fulfill my bucket list and go play Jessica Rabbit!

#5 – Kate Upton

kateuptonSo one is a fluke, two is a trend, and three… well that’s acting credits. I mean if you don’t count Carl’s Jr commercials, and frankly we do, she’s on the list. Just enjoy and try not to think about Justin Verlander.


#4 – Jessica Alba

Sexy_Jessica_Alba_1120Quick! Name your favorite Jessica Alba flick! Did you say all of them? You win! Personally we have to call out her PG-13 stripping in Sin City and her loveable side-kick role in Machete. Coming in at #4 may spark outrage, so feel free to let us have it.

#3 – Scarlett Johansson

She’s flat-out a badass, superhero, temptress, seductive and smart. Even Tony Stark wants one, what’s not to love? Team Ginger strikes again!


#2 – Jennifer Lawrence

What to say, what to say…  She’s got it all: talent, looks, attitude.  And that’s why she comes in at No. 2 on our list.  With such hits as the X-Men series, The Hunger Games series, Silver Linings Playbook, etc. it’s not hard to see why everybody knows who she is.  And whether blonde or brunette, white or blue, rebel leader or crazy wife – she looks gorgeous.  We’d definitely follow her through the 13 districts.


#1 – Natalie Portman

From Padme (Star Wars) to Evey (V for Vendetta) to the pole-talented Alice (Closer), Natalie kills every role she’s in; those beautiful dark eyes just draw you in. This was not an easy choice, but a deserved one as she truly is in hotness royalty.



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